2. twerkinbaby69:



    worst pain imaginable



    (via afrogrrrlxvx)

  3. disimba:

    He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

    (Source: icanlift, via marshianmellowmelter)


  5. blankbabe:

    we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

    (via beefcake-pantyhose)

  6. didney-worl-no-uta:

    The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

    (via senorbutts)

  7. rlmjob:

    she dead

    (via beefcake-pantyhose)

  8. (Source: benzobuttercup)


  10. lalna:

    i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch anime or cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

    (via pyrrhiccomedy)

  11. katsplanet:

    whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

    (Source: stevenstelfox, via alexandriabutterfield)


  13. harryedward:

    is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

    (via beefcake-pantyhose)


  14. 6539milesofloveapart:


    girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

    thank you

    (via beefcake-pantyhose)


  15. hathawayroza:


    things that will always sound sarcastic

    • good for you
    • thanks a lot
    • yeah right
    • nice to know
    • wow
    • way to go
    • totally
    • ok buddy

    some more:

    • anything you say
    • whatever makes you happy
    • if that’s what you want
    • cool
    • sure man
    • how wonderful

    (via marshianmellowmelter)