1. nicolezai:

    Corals

    (Source: fencehopping, via absoposh)

     
  2. (Source: allthingsstrange, via slagger)

     

  3. josephine-marie:

    ohmyespinosa:

    sarabatikha:

    thefandomlyfe:

    m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

    takemewherethewildthingsare:

    paint-me-a-butt:

    mishassbuttofthelord:

    mcdolans:

    every single person who reblogs this

    every

    single

    person


    will get “doot doot” in their ask box

    HOW

    I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

    SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

    I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

    imagethere are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

    how

    image

    I GOT A DOOT DOOT AND THIS HAD LIKE 700k NOTES

    I just have to try.

     

  4. It’s funny you can’t just google search “best text posts tumblr” or search in tumblr “writing” and get the good stuff, it has to come from within.

     
  5. fokjayolandi:

    Die Antwoord before Die Antwoord

    (via josephine-marie)

     
  6. s0rrym0m:

    I CANNOT BREATHE

    (Source: coolest-humans, via josephine-marie)

     

  7. arrogantdad:

    my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

    (via marshianmellowmelter)

     

  8. spookyassniall:

    "hey since you’re up can u-"

    *sits down*

    (Source: rapniall, via marshianmellowmelter)

     

  9. basedona10000caloriediet:

    kinzilauren:

    maarkhoppus:

    caucasianandwhite:

    maarkhoppus:

    fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

    i wasnt even alive in 2006

    image

    why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

    image

    (via marshianmellowmelter)

     
  10. Crystal Skull Vodka | posted by moshita.org
    Crystal Skull Vodka | posted by moshita.org
    Crystal Skull Vodka | posted by moshita.org
    Crystal Skull Vodka | posted by moshita.org
    Crystal Skull Vodka | posted by moshita.org

    moshita:

    Scientists Create the Face of Crystal Skull Vodka From a Bottle

    Crystal Skull vodka is probably known for its distinctive bottle. Forensic scientists used the bottle as a base and reconstructed its face - straight out of a crime drama! 

    Crystal Skull Vodka

    not sexy!!!! :/

    (via josephine-marie)

     
  11. gaywrites:

    "How the Media Failed Women in 2013," courtesy of Miss Representation. This is mind-boggling and you must watch it right now.

    (via yelyahwilliams)

     
     

  12. dietcrush:

    my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

    (via marshianmellowmelter)

     

  13. "It’s a marvelous thing, the ocean. For some reason when two people sit together looking out at it, they stop caring whether they talk or stay silent. You never get tired of watching it. And no matter how rough the waves get, you’re never bothered by the noise the water makes by the commotion of the surface - it never seems too loud, or too wild."
    — Banana Yoshimoto, Goodbye Tsugumi (via tuileries)

    (Source: bookmania, via tuileries)

     
  14. (Source: lordbape, via senorbutts)

     

  15. "You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your clothes every day. This is a power you can cultivate. If you want to control things in your life so bad, work on the mind. That’s the only thing you should be trying to control."
    — Elizabeth Gilbert (via absoposh)

    (Source: idealizable, via absoposh)